i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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