guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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