You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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