god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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