At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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