I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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