you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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