i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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