the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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