Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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