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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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