Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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