Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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