i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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