we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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