But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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What a dumb baby whore.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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