sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
there is puke in my bra ... again
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