There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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