I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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