Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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