Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We need to feng shui this bitch.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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