Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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