The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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