People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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