he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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