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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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