I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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