so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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