just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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