their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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