we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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