Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
