I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
