My room smells like vodka and shame
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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