Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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