Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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