Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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