Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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