I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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