cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
