We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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