I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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