You really coming over, don't trick.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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