Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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