I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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