Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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