Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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