I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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