my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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