No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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