So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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