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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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