I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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