she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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