I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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