whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Farmville is her only friend.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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