I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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